Monthly Archives:February 2012

As you may have seen in my previous movie post, I’m a sucker for scifi movies, fantasy, and childhood remakes. But sometimes remakes and reboots go too far and corrupt a good memory, or rehash something that shouldn’t be rehashed. Some movies don’t need to be made – they hurt my heart or my head or my soul. But Hollywood trudges on, making films that make you wish you had those two hours back.

The following is a personal list of films I’m not looking forward to seeing in the theatres. Full Disclosure: I’m so not a fan of modern comedies.

Robocop (original)

The first series was hokey enough

 

10. Robocop- Why are they rebooting this? The original(s) were weird and silly, and unless they get really interesting with the technology, no one really cares to see this rehashed. Do they? Am I just wrong?

KickAss 2

How many asses do we need to kick?

 

9. KickAss 2- I left the theatre after KickAss feeling very sad for humanity. Yes, the “heroes” win – but at what cost? The little girl is destined for life-long therapy, and the boy is not far behind her. I don’t think my soul could take a 2nd dose.

Bourne Legacy Poster

More jerky camera headache inducing action! With less Matt Damon...

 

8. The Bourne Legacy- Really? We need to REBOOT the “Bourne” series? Hollywood, I challenge you to be more original.

 

The Amazing Spider-Man

Go, go gadget web!

 

7. Amazing Spider-Man- Rebooting film series seems to be the way to go these days in Hollywood. But there’s just no excuse with the technology we have available to release this movie with the sorry excuse for CGI web-swinging we’ve seen in all the previews and trailers. Ugh.

 

Friends With Kids

He gets a girlfriend, and she gets the girlfriend's thongs...

6. Friends With Kids- The premise: Two friends who live in the same apartment building decide to have a child together, without any sort of romantic relationship. Their involvement with each other is strictly in regards to their mutual child and continuing platonic friendship. Because, I dunno, rasing a child is the best part of a relationship? I don’t know. This one confuses me. I predict they fall in love and get married at the end of the film.

Battleship

You aliens sunk my Battleship! Bastards!

 

5. Battleship- 1st, how does this really have anything to do with the classic board game other than having a sea battle involved? 2nd, Why are you stealing from Transformers? – Oh, right, it’s made by some of the same people…

National Lampoon's Vacation

Behold, I am God...er, Chevy Chase anyway...

 

4. National Lampoon’s Vacation- The National Lampoon movies are what I think started to turn me off of awkward situational comedies. They were the beginning of the end of my enjoyment of the Humor genre in film. We so do not need to revisit them.

 

Three Stooges and Snooki

Snooki isn't funny... ok, yes she is. Just look at her!

 

3. Three Stooges- Looks like a modern scene for scene rip off of the classic physical comedy TV series. Except with added Snookie. Really?? Oh, and don’t forget the nun in a barely-there bathing suit.

 

Project X

Yay, we get the award for stupidest movie genre mashup! Whee!

2. Project X- The title of this film invokes a SciFi-spy-thriller sort of feeling in me, but apparently it’s a new “found footage” film documenting a crazy high school party getting out of hand. No scifi elements like the recent Chronicle, this will be a high school sex comedy. I can’t see how the genre will benefit from the found footage style – But either way, it’s so not my thing.

 

21 Jump Street

This guy is so not Johnny Depp

1. 21 Jump Street- I love Johnny Depp; he’s dreamy, moody, quirky, hot, and did I say dreamy? He can almost do no wrong, even in his first claim-to-fame TV police drama, 21 Jump Street, that launched him headfirst into teenage heart-throb territory. What this goofy “remake” movie has to do with that gold nugget of 80′s television is an anyone’s guess. I want to slap the person who came up with this, and everyone else who endorsed it as a good idea.

 

Agree/Disagree? What movies are you not looking forward to in the coming months? Tell us in the comments!

LARP, or Live Action RolePlaying, is an immersion storytelling event in which you assume the role of a character in an interactive drama. You create a detailed background story for your character, with strengths and weaknesses, goals and desires and personality, and a Storyteller creates a situation for you and other such players of characters to react to and with. It can be lighthearted or quite serious, scary or romantic. It is really whatever the players/characters make of it.

Clan Giovanni from the "Promise" game run in Los Angeles by OWBN

Freaky gamer friends from my favorite LARP group ever

I have been LARPing since about 1999, and my favorite game is the World of Darkness system by White Wolf Publishing. The World of Darkness, or WoD, encompasses several distinct games that share the same universe – Vampire: the Masquerade, Werewolf: the Apocalypse, Mage: the Ascension, and others. (Note: these are the “old” game names – a few years back, White Wolf rebooted their entire WoD universe and created the New World of Darkness, or NWoD, with games like Vampire: the Requiem and Mage: the Awakening.) I started with Vampire and moved through most of the rest of the games, at times playing in at least 7 sessions a month! I was a complete addict – the stories were fun to participate in and also it was a great social activity. After many games we’d all go to dinner together, and we’d have parties at each other’s homes from time to time.

For one reason or another I’d gotten out of playing lately. I suffer from Depression and that had something to do with it, but also most games are held at least 15 to 30 miles from my house (with some few being held as close as 5 miles away), and so it was a chore to get out every weekend to participate. I whittled down the games I was playing down to one or two a month, and then stopped going altogether. Did I miss it? Sure, every now and then. I missed seeing my friends more than playing the game, but over the years we’ve moved even further from each other. Some were up in Simi Valley, some out in Glendale, others in Riverside county, and yet more down in Deepest, Darkest Orange County. Although I live in a sort of center point to all these places, it just makes them equally far from me.

Strategicon

Visit http://strategicon.net for more info on this pretty awesome convention that happens 3 times a year near LAX.

Anyway, this past weekend was a local gaming convention that is held 3 times a year near the LAX airport. We have gone religiously in the past, but again had stopped going in recent times, mainly due to the cost of the convention. When I started going, the weekend pass was $30, and now it’s up to $50 per person. Still, we hadn’t been in a while, and my husband was interested in going, so we did.

I had planned to play some table-top roleplaying games (think old-school D&D, a bunch of nerdsgamers around a table with character sheets and dice, screaming about cheetos), but nothing on the schedule once I got there seemed overly interesting. I ended up spending much of the first day just hanging out with my computer and seeing old friends, and painting miniatures at the Paint-and-Take table.

tiny knight on a horse, painted metalic green with red accents

Here is my first-day attempt at paint and take. The figure is smaller than a quarter!

Some of my friends convinced me to come play the Vampire LARP that was one of the last ones I’d played regularly in, and so at 8pm I brought my old character sheet (still faithfully carried around in my purse even though I don’t play anymore) and prepared to make trouble. I wont go into the details of the game or my character, but suffice to say she doesn’t fit in very well with the group at large, though she does have some very powerful friends. Games in which I play tend to be interesting, to say the least. I forgot how much I likeed causing all that trouble, and so I quite enjoyed myself that night. And, some things happened in game that make it easy and important for my character to be involved in future games.

So, I’m thinking I might get back into it, a little bit.

I’m just hoping “a little bit” means 1 or 2 games a month and not 7ish. Hehe.

Do you play role-playing games or LARPs? If so, what’s your favorite character ever? How much of yourself is in that character?

I thought Edana would appreciate this…

What I really do pit bull meme

Hehe cute! (click for full size)

If you haven’t seen her blog about her life with Pit Bulls, go over and check out http://fourleggedmom.com right now :)

0

Momma Cat in a Rare Mood

February 15th, 2012 / Tags: , , , , , , , , , / categories: Cats, Cute Stuff /

We currently have 5 cats (and a lizard and a 6ft snake) in our 900 sq ft condo. One of them is simply called Momma Cat, because she’s had 2 litters in the time we’ve known her, and she acts as mother and caretaker to all the other cats in the house – constantly bathing them and such. Sometimes, however, Momma likes to have a little “me” time, like this morning when she discovered her favorite blanket on the couch…

Momma Cat loves her blanket

Mmmm what a soft, wonderful blanket!

Momma Cat kneads the blanket with her claws

Mmm, it feels so good in my paws... knead knead knead

Momma Cat nuzzles the blanket

I will nuzzle my face into its fuzzy softness murfle nerfle grrgle

Now she's ready for sleep

mmm... so wonderful... soft... fluffy... sooooo sleepy... zzzzzz

We love our Momma Cat, yes we do! :)

Since I started reading blog posts by the hundreds every day (ok, skimming most of them! Thank goodness for Google Reader!), I have been exposed to more movie news and rumors than I ever had before. Did they always release so many new trailers,  animated movie posters and featurettes for new movies (such as the crazy amount of ‘new’ promo materials for John Carter) and I’ve just missed it because I tend not to watch TV, or is this new and it just happens to coincide with my new blog-article addiction?

In any case, every day it seems I’m seeing some rumor or news item about an interesting new movie/movie idea. Many of these are remakes of things dear to me from my past, either movies or books. Here I will compile the top 10 movies I’d love to see on the big screen, inspired by rumors or actual news of production on the properties.

Jaden Smith in After Earth

Starring Will Smith and his son Jaden

 

10. After Earth - M. Night Shyamalan’s new SciFi movie. I love a good far future/post apocalyptic scifi film, but I’m wary of anything made by M. Night Shamalamadingdong these days.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

My favorite was always Raphael

 

9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- not much info here. I loved the original cartoon series and enjoyed the few comics I read. The original “live action” films were hokey, but reboots of childhood favorites don’t have a great track record either…

John Carter of Mars Movie

I should reread the book but I gave it away on Bookcrossing.com

 

8. John Carter - When i first heard of this movie based on the classic pulp fiction novels, I was very excited. I saw the first trailers and it looked pretty good. But I’m nervous that the Writer/Director thought girls would be uninterested in a movie set in space. WTF?

 

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter poster

President by day, Hunter by Night...

 

7. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - I haven’t read the book, or any of the books done in the same genre/style (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, anyone?), but my husband has, and he’s a fan. His excitement for this film is contagious, and it has a great new trailer!

 

Riddick 3 movie still

From Vin Diesel's Facebook page...

 

6. Riddick – I liked Pitch Black. I even liked Chronicles of Riddick. I’m looking forward to the series returning to the look and feel of the first movie, though. And I do love me some Vin Diesel!

 

 

Emma Watson

She's so pretty!

5. Beauty and the Beast starring Emma Watson – I guess there are two Beauty and the Beast films in the pipeline – fairytale movies are “in” right now. But this one by Guillermo del Toro will star the gorgeous Emma Watson, and that alone puts it on my watchlist. Also, it’s Guillermo del Toro, which means it will be visceral and dark and well worth watching!

short circuit movie cover

Johnny 5 is Alive - again!

 

4. Short Circuit – A re-imagining  of the 80′s classic, this film will be geared towards children, but I wont hold that against it…

 

Transformers 4

I am in love with Optimus Prime...

 

3. Transformers 4 – the first live-action movie was OK; the second was confusing and sucked, frankly. The third blew me away. I’m excited that there will be a 4th film, and I’m glad that Michael Bay will direct, but the idea that it may be a “reboot” bothers me.

 

Magic Kingdom for Sale-Sold!

I hope they cast someone more attractive as Ben Holiday

2. Magic Kingdom for Sale – Sold! – Terry Brooks’ mid-80′s fantasy series is rumored to be brought to the big screen produced by Akiva Goldsman. I am a huge fan of these books about a grieving lawyer who gives up his safe but unsatisfying career in our world and purchases a fairytale kingdom complete with elves, wizards, demons and fantastic adventures, only to find out that it will take more than a fat wallet to to be the King Landover desperately needs. I really, really hope this book and its sequels make it to the big screen!

Katniss's Mockingjay pin

I also really want Mockingjays to be real

1. The Hunger Games – when promotion for this film/series began, I’d never heard of the books. They were recommended to me more than once afterwards, and I broke down and read the trilogy in the span of a few weeks. I dislike the Katniss character very much, but I ended up liking the series very well despite that. One of the recent TV trailers had me misting up with emotion all because of a particular 4-note musical sequence at the end. I am very much looking forward to the big-screen adaptation of this story!

Which of these movies are you most looking forward to? Or, if your movie isn’t on the list, tell me, maybe I’ve somehow missed it!

My husband and I have done quite a few kitten rescues in our home. I believe, at last count, we’ve rescued 20 kittens and placed most of them in new homes (3 are still with us). Since we lived in a neighborhood with lots of feral cats, we trapped about 7 adult cats and took them to the Humane Society to be fixed, and then released them back into our neighborhood – a process that keeps the cats out there, defending their territory from newcomers, but keeping the population from growing with new kittens.

It’s not a huge number, and it was spread out over a few years, but it was pretty good for us, on our own, with no financial help from any organization I think. The last kitten we rescued was truly an emergency case. I named him Midget – a neighbor heard his tiny cries from inside a built-in, locked storage cabinet in our building’s garage. He got a construction worker who was on the property for some repairs to break off the padlock with his hammer and found a scary scene inside: A mother cat had obviously given birth on top of the boxes stored inside the cabinet, because there were smears of blood and other fluids up there. But momma cat and all her babies were gone, except one – Midget was trapped between the wall and the boxes, probably having fallen there and gotten stuck. Momma cat, we think, tried to get him out but couldn’t reach him, realized that her birthing place wasn’t as safe for her kittens as she thought, and took the rest of them elsewhere.

So tiny!

I called him Midget because I figured he'd grow up to be the biggest cat ever. It's like calling a huge man "Tiny"...

Midget probably hadn’t gotten his first taste of milk from his mother before he fell. His placenta was still attached. My neighbor had never had kittens and didn’t know about the placenta so he was horrified thinking there was something wrong with the kitten, and immediately brought him to me for help, since he knew I did rescues. I detached the placenta with a pair of kitchen shears, wrapped Midget up in a tee shirt, and took him to the vet.

My vet is the coolest vet in the world. He gives the first exam of rescued cats for free. If there’s medicines or whatever, you just need to pay the cost of those and you’re done. So he saw Midget, decided he was fine if a little cold, gave me some tips on mothering him, and recommended a Milk Replacement Formula to get. Thus, I became mom to an hours-old baby kitten. I hand raised him – took him to school and pretty much anywhere else with me. At first, I’d just wrap him up in his tee shirt like a little purrito (purr + burrito!) and maybe slip him into a little purse I had, but later he got a nest in a shoe box lined with a towel, and i put his little purrito self in there to carry him around. He was a great baby, and my teachers were pretty darned cool with him having to come to class.

I had two scares with him – one, his eyes were just starting to open and they leaked what looked like infected pus. I thought he was sick so I took him to the vet and he went on antibiotics for a few days and was fine. The other time, he went completely lethargic and had a fever (I could tell from just touching him that he was too hot). We took a bus to the vet’s office and again he went on antibiotics. Within 2 days he was back to his old self again. It was scary but I’m so glad he was ok.

Midget grown up a bit

I always loved his nose and the 3 little white hairs between his eyes :)

Anyway, he’s fine now. It’ll be exactly 6 months tomorrow since my neighbor found him and brought him to me, and he’s with a new family – a friend of mine from chorus adopted him. She has two sweet kids who love “Snuggles” (he got renamed when he was adopted). Snuggles, for his part, loves his new family. He’s a little odd for a cat, which I attribute to him having a human mom instead of a feline one, but that’s ok. I miss him every day, but my friend sends me pictures on Facebook. :)

I was browsing the internet today, as I do, and I saw this beautiful video of a puppy getting rescued from a pipe under someone’s home. It made me think of Midget/Snuggles, so I’m sharing it with you.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

Why is that in the trash? There’s nothing wrong with that! It just needs a little paint.

dumpster

Look at that, it's a perfectly good Dumpster!

Have you ever passed by a trash can on pickup day and heard yourself muttering that question? People in the United States are notorious resource wasters – the average U.S. office worker uses about 500 paper, plastic, or Styrofoam cups per year (click here), and the average American uses the equivalent of one 100-ft tall Douglas fir tree in paper and wood products each year (click here). As a culture that thrives on upgrading our gadgets, our cars, our homes, our pretty much everythings to the next big thing, it really is no big surprise that we can find tons of useful stuff in the trash.

Lately, the type of Dumpster Diving that’s caught my attention is “Freeganism”. Freegan is a term that was created by playing off the words “free” -because they are finding things in the trash and therefore getting them for free, and “vegan”. Vegans avoid animal products such as meat, fur and bone, or anything made from an animal byproduct, such as milk, cheese or honey. They avoid products that are tested on animals to avoid condoning animal abuses. Freegans take this a step further by realizing that in some way, manufacturing, farming, and production harms the environment, removes native plants, and pushes wild animals off their habitat because now they are seen as pests. Wars are fought over natural resources such as oil, people are killed, rainforests are destroyed, etc. The only way to stop participating in a system that propagates this type of behavior is to stop buying new products, including food. So, Freegans remove themselves as paying consumers, and instead they scavenge for their needs.

In a recent conversation with some friends, I heard about the practices of a rather large, dominant grocery chain whose image is based on healthy, wholesome foods. According to my friends, this chain has a practice of throwing out fresh produce simply because it is unattractive. This would ensure that all the produce on display appeared beautiful, tasty, and fresh, but perfectly tasty, perfectly fresh items were being tossed because they weren’t beautiful. Of course, this chain also tries to keep Freegans and other trash-pickers from pillaging their Dumpsters, ensuring that the items they waste go to landfills and not hungry bellies. I heard this story second hand, of course, and that’s why I’m withholding the name of the grocery chain – you don’t call someone out on an unsubstantiated rumor – but the events seem likely enough to me, considering our throw-away culture.

So there’s this growing subculture of people who dig around in Dumpsters and other trash receptacles and find perfectly good loaves of bread in their original, unharmed packaging, pounds of fruits and veggies that just need to be washed, cereals whose boxes had been crushed a bit, or cans with dents in them. These people are completely living off these types of food, making a political and economic statement by not spending money on production. They find other treasures in the trash as well, not just food items, and use these to furnish or decorate their homes – heck, some even turn to squatting in empty, bank owned properties to make use of homes that stand empty.

If you’re not ready to plunge head-first into the Freegan lifestyle, perhaps you’d like to make a bit of side money at flea markets and other resale stores. A practice called “suburban gold mining” is more what I think most of us think of when we hear the term Dumpster Diving. A surprising amount of useful furniture, bicycles, artwork, first edition books, working electronics, and other useful stuff is tossed into the trash and some of it has been found. Gold Miners scour the best neighborhoods for useful trash and take home their finds sometimes by the truckload. They clean up and/or fix the items they find, and turn them around for a good profit at local flea markets, resale shops, or sites like eBay. The practice is getting so popular that there are several articles on it on the popular how-to website Instructables.

Of course, you don’t have to have an ulterior political or economic motive for trash picking – you could just see something awesome on the side of the road and decide to save it! It’s up to you.

When I was about 13 years old, I found a woven mat of some kind in the trash. It was made of some kind of plant material and had beautiful circular patterns in it. It had been tossed because it was frayed in some places, but I broke out some of the round pattern pieces and used them as display mats under some of the decorative items in my room. It wasn’t much, but it opened my mind to the idea that “one person’s trash is another person’s treasure.”

Have you ever picked something from the trash? If so, what was it, and what did you do with it?

funny gifs

My first cabochon!
1 1/2 inch oval cabochon

“The miracle is not to walk on water. The miracle is to walk on the green earth, dwelling deeply in the present moment and feeling truly alive.”

~ Thich Nhat Hanh

How is your day going? If you didn’t hand cut and polish the gorgeous Silver Lace Jasper cabochon shown on the left, I bet your day isn’t going as great as mine :)

The Long Beach Mineral and Gem Society has a permanent lapidary lab at the Long Beach Senior center, just 2 blocks from my house. For a small fee, the public can come and use their saws, grinders, wheels, polishers, and everything else, and get a personal lesson in how to make a cabochon. After that, you get to play on your own.

I’ve known about the lab and its features for years now, but I’ve never found the time to just go over and play with my rock collection. After picking up a chunk of Silver Lace Jasper at Calico Ghost Town (see my earlier post on my trip to Las Vegas), I really wanted to get it over to the lapidary lab to see what beautiful patterns would be revealed in the slabs once I cut into it. So I made a plan to go today.

The Mineral and Gem club members are, as you might suspect from their location, an aging bunch but they are super friendly. Once they noticed me walk in, the vice president of the club came right over and got me signed in, and took a quick look at my stone and we got to work.

Silver Lace Jasper Slab

I cut two slabs, this is the one i haven't made cabs from yet.

The first machine we used was a table saw like thing that was hand cranked, to cut slabs of the rock. As I suspected, this revealed gorgeous patterns! This got me thinking, because Adam and I bought some pretty agate slabs at a rock show a few years ago that I didn’t know what to do with. Now I’m thinking cabochons!

Anyway, the next step was to pick a cabochon stencil and trace it onto the slab where we wanted to cut it. I picked a spot close to the top point and my mentor (I’ve forgotten his name – I’m such a terrible person) picked the oval because it was easy. He wouldn’t let me use the saw, which was fine with me because this was just an open, unguarded blade you shoved your rock at. No thanks!

They cut the general rough shape of my cab out of the slab, and the saw had some really dirty oil lubricating it so we had to clean the rock after that. Then we stuck a stick to the back of the cab with some wax and headed over to the grinding and polishing wheels.

After teaching me the finer points of shaping and polishing the stone, my teacher watched me complete each step of the above oval cab. I was nervous and applied very little pressure even when it was needed. It was halting work, and now, looking over the finished piece I can see where my own nerves worked against me.

It was freeing when my teacher declared the cab finished and he let me start work on my second piece. He cut my rough shape from the tear drop stencil and left me to it.

My second cabochon

I really like this one so much better than the first

My second cab is so much better than the first one. I wasn’t afraid of making some sort of mistake in front of a man who had been doing this for years, so I loosened up and went into my standard creative mode – doing things by feel.  I spent longer on the rougher grit wheels and used my fingers to try to determine how my shape was coming. It was nice, soothing, meditative work, and when finally the piece was polished and in my mind complete, I was excited to show it off.

And here it is, to the left. My tear drop. It’s about 2 inches tall at it’s tallest point, and the “girdle”, the flat edge along the sides, is much lower and thinner than the oval. Also, the oval’s girdle was made with the aid of a line drawn along the center of the rough cab, which I used as a guide to the straightness and desired thickness of the cab. With the tear drop, I made no guideline along the edge, and the girdle came out nice and even, and much thinner than the oval’s. I love it. Plus i wasn’t completely nerve wracked that my cuts weren’t exactly along the line :)

Anyway, I came home completely happy that I had made something wonderful, and with the plan to join the club! I’m still riding a bit of a high.

I love creating things. What makes you feel awesome?

We’ve all seen those flashy, light-up tee shirts and hats in the malls, and perhaps the geekier of us have lusted after them. It may surprise some of you that the materials to make your own electronic wearables are readily available and that, in fact, many designs are not that difficult to make yourself. This project is a great one to make for Valentine’s Day or any day.

Front design of tee shirt

I'm still proud of this simple design, even 3 years later!

This project is a couple years old for me, as I took a little, one-day class at The Public School taught by Syuzi Pakhchyan, author of Fashioning Tech and owner of the blog by the same name, almost 3 years ago. Crafting a simple, light up tee-shirt during the class and learning about the fun new materials available for making wearable electronics was awesome, and I’m looking forward to trying my hand at it again. I’m doing my best to recreate this tutorial from the steps I followed all those years ago, so bear with me.

For the purposes of this tutorial, I’m going to go over the basic materials I used in the shirt plus a few extras that inspire me for my next project (whatever that will be), and then the basic techniques for putting together a simple, non-animated, LED design on a tee shirt. A basic understanding of simple electronic circuits is helpful, but that sort of information is easily searchable on the web if you need a refresher.

For this project, you will need the following:

Smart Materials for Soft Circuits

Here are the smart materials I used, plus some conductive Velcro that looks fun to use.

  • A cute, comfortable tee shirt, preferably in a neutral color (I got mine at a thrift store for cheap)
  • 8 or more red LED lights (though, looking back i wish i had a smaller, flatter red LED bulb to use)
  • Conductive tape (Check out LessEMF - scroll down to the Ni/Cu/Co FABRIC TAPE for their conductive tape with conductive adhesive. This tape has Nickle in it, which may be allergenic in some people. You can use other tapes, just be sure the adhesive is also conductive; it works better.)
  • Conductive Thread – Available at LessEMF, on Etsy and other places around the web.
  • Sew-on Snaps
  • Stretchy fabric (for battery compartment)
  • Interfacing material, or other thin fabric for insulation
  • Pink and black embroidery thread for embellishing
  • CR2032 3V Lithium Coin Cell Batteries

The steps are pretty easy. I started by tracing a heart shape onto my tee shirt with a normal graphite pencil, and then roughly embroidering the heart shape with pink embroidery thread. I had no experience with real embroidery at this time so i just went for a rough look here. Mine is about 9 inches wide and about 7 inches tall.

Then I thought about the front design a bit more. I wanted to see the circuit design as part of the tee shirt, so I decided to use conductive tape strips to layout a simple pattern that looked, to me, like a circuit board, within the confines of my embroidered heart shape. This is where you get to be creative (see the photo at the top for my design). The result is that the tape strips must all touch each other, and must radiate towards the edges of your heart design – this is where the LEDs will go. We are working in a parallel circuit, so there will be one side of the circuit on the front (outside) of your shirt, and one on the inside as well, and all your LEDs will be connected to both.

Once you have cut and laid down your tape-strip circuitry on the outside of your shirt, you will want to sew over the tape with conductive thread, to ensure the tape stays in place through washings and to provide a more secure path for your circuit. This is necessary because most threads will have a lower resistance than your commercially available tapes. ***Note: I’m in no way an expert on electricity or smart materials so feel free to do your own research. Syuzi over at Fashioning Tech has a much better grasp on this, so defer to her knowledge, or another expert’s, before me.

Anyway, you’ll need the thread to connect the LEDs to your tape circuit, so it’s a good idea to sew this all the way through your tape circuit. LEDs have one positive and one negative prong which would generally be soldered to a circuit board, but for our purposes must be sewn in to our design. It’s important to identify which prong is positive (the anode) and which is negative (the cathode). On the front of your shirt, the outside, you will want to use the anode prong and push the cathode through to the inside of the shirt. All LEDs must be oriented the same way or your circuit will not work.

Not-so pretty stitching, but it does the job

See the loops of the anode prong? I used a round nose pliers for jewelry to twist the anode into that shape, then joined the loop to the circuit by sewing several loops of conductive thread to it.

I used a round nose jewelry pliers to create a ring in the anodes and cathodes of the LEDs after pushing the cathodes through the shirt, bending each ring at a 90-degree angle so that they lay flat against the shirt surface and pinning the LEDs to the shirt. As I said before, the LEDs should be at the end of each arm of your tape circuit, around the edge of your heart. My LEDs are just inside the embroidered boarder for ease of connecting them to the tape, but you may choose to  be creative with this as well.

Once all your LEDs are sewn to your circuit on the front/outside of the shirt, go ahead and turn the shirt inside-out and look at the back of your design. On mine, I applied the interfacing before i sewed the circuit on the front, but part of the reason for the interfacing is to keep the front part and back part of your circuit separate, so really you should put the interfacing over the conductive thread to keep it from coming in contact with the back half of your circuit later.

Inside of shirt, showing interfacing

Don't sew through the interfacing from the front side of the shirt like I did.

Cut your interfacing into the shape of the heart on the front side of your shirt and apply conductive tape around the outside edge, as shown in the photo. Push your LEDs through the interfacing and use the round nose pliers to again twist the prong of the LEDs (the cathode, if you’ve been following along) into your loop and crimp it at a 90-degree angle so it’s pressed against the inside surface of the shirt/interfacing. Although I didn’t (I think I was pressed for time at the class), again it’s a good idea to sew with your conductive thread through the conductive tape so that you have one unbroken circle of thread that you’re using to connect the LEDs. Once you have the LEDs sewn with this conductive thread, it’s time to make the battery compartment and attach it to your circuit.

There’s some bit of math to use to determine how many batteries you should use to power your shirt. I never bothered. One of these CR2023 coin cells should power your standard LED for a while without a problem, and the conductive threads and tapes we are using should provide adequate resistance in our circuit to keep our LEDs from shorting out so that you don’t need any additional resistors. I usually stack 2 or 3 of the coin cell batteries in my shirt’s battery holder, which keeps the LEDs bright-ish for a good amount of time. Fewer batteries will dim your LEDs quickly and will wear out quicker.

For your battery compartment, you’ll be using a few inches of stretchy fabric sewn into the inside of your shirt. In mine, I folded a small square of the material  and cut a small slit lengthwise in the fold. With one thin strip of conductive tape, I taped one “flap” of the folded fabric , being sure to fold that tape through the slit I made and around the backside of it. I used a separate thin tape strip to tape “sideways” along the inside crease of the folded material, making sure it extended to the outside edge of the fabric. This is confusing to explain, let me draw a little diagram…

diagram of pouch for batteries

The grey strips represent the conductive tape. Notice how the "top" one does not go to the edge, but it wraps around past the edge on the outside of the folded piece. The sideways piece of tape should go all the way to the edge of the fabric.

The sideways strip will go against the Positive side of the battery, and the part that goes through the slit will be for the negative side. You can see on your battery that there is a little lip of the “top” piece (which is the positive piece) and it curves around the sides of the “bottom” part of the battery, which is also the negative side. When you fold this pouch along the fold line pictured above, you will sew it shut by sewing around the outside of a battery that’s inside for testing purposes. You can see how i did mine, with the white thread in the following picture:

Battery Pouch

Here is the Battery pouch I made for my shirt. The slit is on the left side there, and the ends of the tape (right and bottom) are sewn with conductive thread.

You will insert your battery/ies (in my picture, the negative face of the battery would be facing up, or towards your skin if you were wearing the shirt) into the pouch through the slit. The elasticity of the fabric will allow the battery inside even though you should have cut the slit a bit smaller than your battery is wide, and hold it in place in contact with the tape. Sew this pouch on the inside of your shirt, near your circuitry but not over it.

Sew some conductive thread to the edge of the positive strip of tape, and then you will thread that through to the front/outside of your shirt. I embroidered a decorative bow in black embroidery thread on the front of the shirt, in front of where the battery pack is, to hide the stitching holding the pack in place. I then entwined the conductive thread into the embroidery thread and let a strand of this fall about 2 or 3 inches below the knot in my decorative bow. I tied/sewed the end of this tightly to one side of a sew-on snap. The other side of the snap, I sewed using conductive thread attached to the negative strip of tape, and also into the circuitry on the inside of the shirt. When the two pieces of the snap is snapped together, the shirt lights up, assuming the battery is in place.

Whew! That’s hard to describe! I hope you understood most of it. If you have questions feel free to ask them, and be sure to check out Fashioning Tech for more high tech fashion, and get the book for some easier-to-understand how-to’s for making your own wearables. :)