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As you may have seen in my previous movie post, I’m a sucker for scifi movies, fantasy, and childhood remakes. But sometimes remakes and reboots go too far and corrupt a good memory, or rehash something that shouldn’t be rehashed. Some movies don’t need to be made – they hurt my heart or my head or my soul. But Hollywood trudges on, making films that make you wish you had those two hours back.

The following is a personal list of films I’m not looking forward to seeing in the theatres. Full Disclosure: I’m so not a fan of modern comedies.

Robocop (original)

The first series was hokey enough

 

10. Robocop- Why are they rebooting this? The original(s) were weird and silly, and unless they get really interesting with the technology, no one really cares to see this rehashed. Do they? Am I just wrong?

KickAss 2

How many asses do we need to kick?

 

9. KickAss 2- I left the theatre after KickAss feeling very sad for humanity. Yes, the “heroes” win – but at what cost? The little girl is destined for life-long therapy, and the boy is not far behind her. I don’t think my soul could take a 2nd dose.

Bourne Legacy Poster

More jerky camera headache inducing action! With less Matt Damon...

 

8. The Bourne Legacy- Really? We need to REBOOT the “Bourne” series? Hollywood, I challenge you to be more original.

 

The Amazing Spider-Man

Go, go gadget web!

 

7. Amazing Spider-Man- Rebooting film series seems to be the way to go these days in Hollywood. But there’s just no excuse with the technology we have available to release this movie with the sorry excuse for CGI web-swinging we’ve seen in all the previews and trailers. Ugh.

 

Friends With Kids

He gets a girlfriend, and she gets the girlfriend's thongs...

6. Friends With Kids- The premise: Two friends who live in the same apartment building decide to have a child together, without any sort of romantic relationship. Their involvement with each other is strictly in regards to their mutual child and continuing platonic friendship. Because, I dunno, rasing a child is the best part of a relationship? I don’t know. This one confuses me. I predict they fall in love and get married at the end of the film.

Battleship

You aliens sunk my Battleship! Bastards!

 

5. Battleship- 1st, how does this really have anything to do with the classic board game other than having a sea battle involved? 2nd, Why are you stealing from Transformers? – Oh, right, it’s made by some of the same people…

National Lampoon's Vacation

Behold, I am God...er, Chevy Chase anyway...

 

4. National Lampoon’s Vacation- The National Lampoon movies are what I think started to turn me off of awkward situational comedies. They were the beginning of the end of my enjoyment of the Humor genre in film. We so do not need to revisit them.

 

Three Stooges and Snooki

Snooki isn't funny... ok, yes she is. Just look at her!

 

3. Three Stooges- Looks like a modern scene for scene rip off of the classic physical comedy TV series. Except with added Snookie. Really?? Oh, and don’t forget the nun in a barely-there bathing suit.

 

Project X

Yay, we get the award for stupidest movie genre mashup! Whee!

2. Project X- The title of this film invokes a SciFi-spy-thriller sort of feeling in me, but apparently it’s a new “found footage” film documenting a crazy high school party getting out of hand. No scifi elements like the recent Chronicle, this will be a high school sex comedy. I can’t see how the genre will benefit from the found footage style – But either way, it’s so not my thing.

 

21 Jump Street

This guy is so not Johnny Depp

1. 21 Jump Street- I love Johnny Depp; he’s dreamy, moody, quirky, hot, and did I say dreamy? He can almost do no wrong, even in his first claim-to-fame TV police drama, 21 Jump Street, that launched him headfirst into teenage heart-throb territory. What this goofy “remake” movie has to do with that gold nugget of 80′s television is an anyone’s guess. I want to slap the person who came up with this, and everyone else who endorsed it as a good idea.

 

Agree/Disagree? What movies are you not looking forward to in the coming months? Tell us in the comments!

So now I have a posted schedule for blog articles I’ve failed to write this week. The only good it did me was to cause me some embarrassment at this point.

Me and my sister!

She's the pretty one (blue shirt if you have trouble rating beauty)

The reason I failed to update my blog as expected is because I had an unplanned trip to Las Vegas this week, where I’d found out that my sister was going to be for a work conference. So I jumped in my car and headed over to see her. LV isn’t *that* far (the drive’s about 4 hrs straight through), and I didn’t get to see my sister for Christmas so I thought it was worth it.

Still, planning ahead, I took my computer and my tablet thingy and a bunch of stuff so I could get my work done: after all, my sis was going to be at a conference during the day so I had plenty time to work… right? Hmm. First off, I forgot to bring the tee shirt I’d made with soft circuits and LEDs, but I did bring my parts container which had all the extra soft circuits materials – My intent was to show in photos all the different types of materials and the finished product, and describe how I put them together in the tee shirt I made. Well, no problem there either. I called my hubby and asked him to snap a few pictures of the shirt and email them to me.

My poor hubby is sick with some kind of sinus thing. He agreed to take pics of the shirt, but then he said he couldn’t find it. I found it today in the place I told him to look, so the problem probably was his sickness making him distracted and unable to find it. Tuesday, thus, passed without a blog post.

Red Rock Canyon

Thank the gods for the HDR Camera app on my android phone

Wednesday got weird for me, because I had trouble sleeping Tuesday night and I somehow managed to sleep all day. When I did get up, I made up for my laziness by going out to Red Rock Canyon to take photos and hike. Unfortunately, they close at 5PM so I only got about 45 minutes out there, but it was still good to get out.

My sister called to tell me her plans had changed and that she was available for dinner if I wanted to go. So we did. She surprised me by being into sushi, which she wasn’t the last time I’d talked to her, so I took her to a place called Tokyo Japanese Restaurant off Sahara. It was rated 4 stars on Yelp with a price symbol of $$ so I knew it wouldn’t be too expensive. Her boyfriend told her to try a bunch of different things, so I ordered for us – we had sashimi, california rolls, spicy yellowtail rolls,

Cute little caterpillar roll

This Caterpillar roll, with his octopus eyes, was almost too cute to eat. Almost!

spider roll, rainbow roll, crunchy roll, and a Caterpillar roll. We were sitting at the sushi bar, so they also gave us other things to try – some corn and cheese skillet thing, and a little bit of grilled salmon. Obviously it was too much food for 2 people! So we brought some of the rolls back to the hotel and I had them for a midnight snack.

Anyway, even though I had my voice recorder on me, as well as the notes from my interview with “Sam” the homeless man, I did not find time to transcribe the interview as I’d planned.

Thursday was spent driving. One of the things I really liked about this trip is that I was in no rush at all to get to Vegas or to get home – I had plenty of time for once. So I did something I’ve always wanted to do. I stopped and did sightseeing on the way! Now, I’ve been to Las Vegas by car about 8 times since I’ve lived in California, and never once did I get the chance to stop and see anything more interesting than “Alien Fresh Jerky“, which is just a jerky shop with a police car parked out front, with an alien diorama inside. Whoopee! Hehe.

However, on the way out to Vegas this time, I stopped at Calico Ghost Town outside of Barstow, CA. Every time we’ve passed by the sign for it on the freeway, I’ve wanted to stop there. So I did. I had the rest of my breakfast burrito as my lunch before I went in (remind me to talk to you later about my new health plan), and then walked up the main street of the old silver mining town. It was interesting. The best part was being able to go into a bit of Maggie Mine, which is where they found a huge vein of silver back in the heyday. They had a nice display of mineral samples and some of it glowed in a black light. I found the mine itself to be rather creepy. First, I was alone in my little self-guided tour, and they had little dioramas set up in different offshoots of the main tunnel, showing life as a miner. And every single one of the mannequins they used were creeptastic. I took some photos, I’ll have to upload them later so you can see. I finally made my way out and, after a quick stop at the town’s rock and mineral shop for some take-home samples, I decided to leave. Just before driving out towards the exit, though, I decided to take my car down into the lower parking lot, which was situated in a sort of ravine or arroyo, with rock walls on both sides. I picked up some samples of the rock there, too, only that was free. I haven’t done any official testing or whatnot but I think its agate or chalcedony, with something else. More info soon.

Soda Lake, off Zzyzx Road in the Mojave

The "dry" lake bed was a bit muddy under all that salt/soda

On the way *back* from Vegas, I was feeling a little bit distressed that I didn’t know of anything else I really wanted to see. So when I came up on the sign for Zzyzx Road, I decided to see what was there. Turns out that if you follow Zzyzx Road, you end up in the Mojave Wilderness Preserve, on the edge of a dry lake bed called Soda Lake – when I went there was a little pond of water surrounded by a vast dry bed covered in what seemed to be salt – but I read up on it later and its salt and soda (they made baking soda out of it as well as laundry soap at one time). I pulled over by the water to explore that and take some pictures, and it was very quiet. At first I thought it was truly silent but as my ears adjusted I was greeted with a great chorus of frogs! I also saw a roadrunner cross the road. I crunched my way across the white powder towards the pond’s edge and tried to capture the frogs on my recorder, but they were too quiet and were lost in the wind’s sound.

After a bit I went back to my car, scraped most of the soda and mud off my shoes and kept driving along Zzyzx. I had seen a semi truck head down the road and found that to be odd, so I decided there must be something down there. Turns out I was right. At the end of Zzyzx Road is a Desert Studies Center where they study the animals, plants, and environment of the desert. They also have classes and stuff sometimes, and are open to the public. I parked my car and wandered around, and though I saw people working, no one spoke to me. I took a bunch of photos, visited their visitor’s center (where I signed the guest book and reported seeing the roadrunner in a log book they had for such things).  They also had a great display of crystals and minerals found in the area, so I was disappointed that I didn’t find anything while walking around. I did, however, see several ducks in a pond, and watched them swim around and dive down for whatever treats ducks like to eat at the bottom of ponds.

After a couple hours I headed home. All in all it was a good little vacation, but I didn’t get any blog updates in like I wanted. Sorry ’bout that.